I spent all night yesterday, shedding tears about something that I no longer comprehend. I spent all morning trying to resolve a conflict that never will anyway. I spent the day at office flashing plastic smiles at the who is who of Delhi. Sometimes life is exactely the way my god describes it. Murphy (that’s right… I pray to murphy)….
Read what he said, and what I add to it:
If anything can go wrong, it will. V: And at the most inopportune time…
If there is a possibility of several things going wrong, the one that will cause the most damage will be the one to go wrong . V: And then everything else will go wrong to add to the pain…
If anything just cannot go wrong, it will anyway. V: Nothing can never go wrong…
If you perceive that there are four possible ways in which something can go wrong, and circumvent these, then a fifth way, unprepared for, will promptly develop. V: It will be impossible to fix the fifth fault, without breaking the fix on one or more of the others
Left to themselves, things tend to go from bad to worse. V: Left or not left…..
If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something . V: Or you just wait and things will get F***** up….
Nature always sides with the hidden flaw V: The hidden flaw never stays hidden for long.
Murphy’s Law of Thermodynamics:
Things get worse under pressure.
The Murphy Philosophy:
Smile . . . tomorrow will be worse.
Quantization Revision of Murphy’s Laws:
Everything goes wrong all at once.
Murphy’s Constant:
Matter will be damaged in direct proportion to its value
Murphy’s Law of Research:
Enough research will tend to support whatever theory. Research supports a specific theory depending on the amount of funds dedicated to it.
Rule of Accuracy:
When working toward the solution of a problem, it always helps if you know the answer. V: Provided, of course, that you know there is a problem.
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In short: I have no hope.
