Questions…

You know, I spent a fortune on deodorant before I realized that people didn’t like me anyway. I was thinking that women should put pictures of missing husbands on beer cans! Employment application blanks always ask who is to be notified in case of an emergency. I think you should write . . . A Good Doctor! Why do they put pictures of criminals up in the Post Office? What are we supposed to do . . . write to these men? Why don’t they just put their pictures on the postage stamps so the mailmen could look for them while they delivered the mail? I was thinking about how people seem to read holy books a whole lot more as they get older then it dawned on me . . . they were cramming for their finals…